atrperro:

strangelymyselfagain:

atrperro:

el-lugar-bueno:

atrperro:

el-lugar-bueno:

what you Argentinians and Uruguayos call ‘mate’ is called Chimarrão in Brazil (blame the South) and what WE call mate is fucking tea made with toasted leaves, so be careful when asked for a mate here ily guys be safe, let’s end this mate discourse and use the emoji wisely 👍👍

you wanna know another funny cultural difference? in uruguay, choto is a dish. in argentina, choto means penis. so be careful what you ask for in both countries

oh God I’ll write those down!!

also when in Brazil, please don’t say ‘picadura’. It means stiff penis.

6th year, the Spanish teacher trying to minister her class and we were all giggling over the word ‘picadura’ in our books lmao

WHAT KRJRBR good to know, man we need a cono sur masterpost about slang cuz we constantly traveling to each others countries

There’s the basic one

Embarazada in Spanish= pregnant

Embaraçada in Portuguese= embarrassed

Also, pau in Portuguese also means dick. A lot of normal words mean dick

same here, everything is dick if you try hard enough. like the word otter, rubbing the otter is a phrase lmfao