backtoneymar:

Men when another man says he watches football: oh cool what team do you support

Men when a woman says she watches football: oh really??? Are you sure??? You don’t just watch it for the hot men????? If you’re a true fan name the entire starting XI for Hoffenheim’s first match of the 1998-1999 season???? What are the dimensions of Thierry Henry’s hairline??? Do you own Lionel Messi’s nudes??? In terms of meters, how far away was Kieran Trippier when he headed the ball in the semi-finals on the 2018 Wold Cup?????? if you don’t know the exact date of birth of every player on the Red Star Belgrade Under 19’s team Y O U A R E A F A K E F A N 🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐